{"id":4916,"date":"2009-09-01T18:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T18:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4916"},"modified":"2010-01-13T07:28:33","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T13:28:33","slug":"i-dont-know-whether-to-be-reassured-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/01\/i-dont-know-whether-to-be-reassured-or-not\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Know Whether To Be Reassured Or Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/sarahconner.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"An e-mail from Sarah Conner\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>On the one hand, Sarah assures me help is on the way.  On the other, <i>SkyNet is after me<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the one hand, Sarah assures me help is on the way. On the other, SkyNet is after me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5160,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4916\/revisions\/5160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}