{"id":4872,"date":"2009-07-04T17:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-04T17:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4872"},"modified":"2016-11-29T13:46:38","modified_gmt":"2016-11-29T19:46:38","slug":"kicking-taylor-swift-to-the-curb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/04\/kicking-taylor-swift-to-the-curb\/","title":{"rendered":"Kicking Taylor Swift to the Curb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m giving up Taylor Swift as my current songstress crush because, frankly, a large number of her songs refer to her Daddy, and each time she does, I&#8217;m reminded that her Daddy is probably my age, and that makes me feel creepy.  If it makes <i>me<\/i> feel creepy, it must be creepy indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, here&#8217;s Jane Monheit:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<object width=\"500\" height=\"405\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JYMDXO-cJoQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JYMDXO-cJoQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"500\" height=\"405\"><\/embed><\/object><\/border><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I am pretty sure Monheit translates into <i>Hot, man<\/i> in some language.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m giving up Taylor Swift as my current songstress crush because, frankly, a large number of her songs refer to her Daddy, and each time she does, I&#8217;m reminded that her Daddy is probably my age, and that makes me feel creepy. If it makes me feel creepy, it must be creepy indeed. Instead, here&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4872"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15990,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4872\/revisions\/15990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}