{"id":4792,"date":"2009-04-09T17:58:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T17:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4792"},"modified":"2017-11-01T15:17:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T20:17:47","slug":"it-could-have-been-a-tragedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/09\/it-could-have-been-a-tragedy\/","title":{"rendered":"It Could Have Been A Tragedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/news\/milwaukee\/42737492.html\" target=\"_blank\">Semitrailer truck carrying kegs of beer rolls over near Miller Park on I-94<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Crews will have to unload kegs of beer from a semitrailer that rolled over near Miller Park and they will have to close all westbound lanes of I-94 some time this afternoon when they&#8217;re ready to remove the truck from the freeway.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Except for some minor bruising, the kegs seem to be okay.<\/p>\n<p>You know what would really suck?  Getting hit by a keg truck and having the accident rupture some kegs which leak into your car and into your mouth and and you get a DUI for it.  Now that would suck.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what makes me exceptional at software QA.  A good imagination for how it could be worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Semitrailer truck carrying kegs of beer rolls over near Miller Park on I-94: Crews will have to unload kegs of beer from a semitrailer that rolled over near Miller Park and they will have to close all westbound lanes of I-94 some time this afternoon when they&#8217;re ready to remove the truck from the freeway. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17055,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792\/revisions\/17055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}