{"id":4765,"date":"2009-03-04T01:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T01:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4765"},"modified":"2017-11-02T14:01:30","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T19:01:30","slug":"its-not-that-its-too-loud-per-se","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/04\/its-not-that-its-too-loud-per-se\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Not That It&#8217;s Too Loud, Per Se"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So 101.1 went from the River to Movin&#8217; and failed spectacularly, quickly, at changing from an eclectic mix of music to light, office-friendly dance and hip hop to an FM sports station, and for the first time in a very long while, I had to change the presets on my truck radio.<\/p>\n<p>Because they kept sending me mail flyers, I changed it to 107.7, an actual Top 40 station.  I say this because it plays the Top 40 countdown on Sunday mornings still.  I thought that was an anachronism, but I guess it&#8217;s still around.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ve been treated to this particular piece by Lady Gaga:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<div><object width=\"420\" height=\"339\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/x7hjtc\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/x7hjtc\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"339\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/swf\/x7hjtc\">Lady GaGa &#8211; Poker Face<\/a><\/b><br \/><i>by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/LadyGaga\">LadyGaga<\/a><\/i><\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And I hearken back to what Ramon, a night manager, said to a younger stocker as they finished up work one morning.  He didn&#8217;t understand how they would be able to sing or rap to the same songs in 20 years time the way he could still sing old R&#038;B songs.<\/p>\n<p>I spent the day echoing Ramon to everyone I spoke with.  &#8220;How the heck do you sing along with that?  Puh puh puh poker face.  Muh muh muh muh my puh puh puh poker face.&#8221;  I also laid into the whole thematic girl power manipulation of men thing, kinda as though every song on the dance radio top 40 was equivalent to Dion and the Belmonts singing &#8220;The Wanderer&#8221; with a lot of sampling and synth.<\/p>\n<p>But then it occurred to me: 20 plus years later, I can still sing to this because I played the 45 single over and over again:<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/L9wSSs2Uxj0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/v\/L9wSSs2Uxj0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>In my meager defense, the M\/A\/R\/R\/S is far superior because it features laser blasts in the audio and space race footage in the video.<\/p>\n<p>But I guess it&#8217;s a matter of not understanding these damn kids or not steeping myself in Top 40 music enough yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So 101.1 went from the River to Movin&#8217; and failed spectacularly, quickly, at changing from an eclectic mix of music to light, office-friendly dance and hip hop to an FM sports station, and for the first time in a very long while, I had to change the presets on my truck radio. 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