{"id":4763,"date":"2009-03-03T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4763"},"modified":"2017-11-02T13:44:53","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T18:44:53","slug":"maybe-also-treated-for-gunshot-wounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/03\/maybe-also-treated-for-gunshot-wounds\/","title":{"rendered":"Maybe Also Treated For Gunshot Wounds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/stlouiscitycounty\/story\/19F2DE9648FA59D48625756E006DBEC0?OpenDocument\" target=\"_blank\">Emergency workers rescue woman who fell through shoot, into water in Wellston<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police and firefighters rescued a woman who fell into a shoot leading to a pool of water about 1 p.m. today at the old Wellston High School at Wells Drive and Evergreen Avenue.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Damn, those homophones are tricky.<\/p>\n<p>Note to <i>St. Louis Post-Dispatch<\/i> staff:  Homophones are not people who are afraid of gay people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emergency workers rescue woman who fell through shoot, into water in Wellston: Police and firefighters rescued a woman who fell into a shoot leading to a pool of water about 1 p.m. today at the old Wellston High School at Wells Drive and Evergreen Avenue. Damn, those homophones are tricky. Note to St. Louis Post-Dispatch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4763"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17165,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763\/revisions\/17165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}