{"id":4756,"date":"2009-02-24T17:17:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T17:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4756"},"modified":"2017-11-02T13:39:42","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T18:39:42","slug":"i-thought-it-was-a-different-kind-of-religious-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/24\/i-thought-it-was-a-different-kind-of-religious-school\/","title":{"rendered":"I Thought It Was A Different Kind Of Religious School"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My toddler attends a preschool thing at the local religious school.  I was under the impression it was a Christian school of some sort, but he came home with this idol, so I&#8217;m not sure:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/cthulhuart.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"Cthulhu fhtagn!\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I have seen that sort of thing in Lovecraftian nightmares.<\/p>\n<p>I lost 1d4 SAN just looking at it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My toddler attends a preschool thing at the local religious school. I was under the impression it was a Christian school of some sort, but he came home with this idol, so I&#8217;m not sure: I have seen that sort of thing in Lovecraftian nightmares. I lost 1d4 SAN just looking at it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14850,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756\/revisions\/14850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}