{"id":4744,"date":"2009-02-17T16:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T16:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4744"},"modified":"2017-11-02T13:18:50","modified_gmt":"2017-11-02T18:18:50","slug":"i-can-hardly-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/17\/i-can-hardly-wait\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can Hardly Wait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just back from the Post Office.  Foolish to go on a morning after a holiday, I know, but I had the time, so I tried it.<\/p>\n<p>There were 18 numbers ahead of my ticket and a dozen or so people waiting around.  There was one window open.<\/p>\n<p>I waited for about five minutes.  It looked as though a second window would open, but instead a postal employee with a fake tan just looked at the crowd that gathered to adore her.  I left after the five minutes because the one open window had processed one customer shipping one package in the time I was there, and the guy leaning on the table in front of me had about 60 Priority Mail envelopes.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot wait until our federal government does the same to our medical industry.  And once it does, I will wait, hardly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just back from the Post Office. Foolish to go on a morning after a holiday, I know, but I had the time, so I tried it. There were 18 numbers ahead of my ticket and a dozen or so people waiting around. There was one window open. I waited for about five minutes. It looked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government-overreach"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17151,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4744\/revisions\/17151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}