{"id":4678,"date":"2008-11-20T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T16:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4678"},"modified":"2016-09-24T06:54:17","modified_gmt":"2016-09-24T11:54:17","slug":"metrosexual-alert-zac-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/20\/metrosexual-alert-zac-brown\/","title":{"rendered":"Metrosexual Alert: Zac Brown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, up and coming country and western singer Zac Brown is a metrosexual.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/zacbrown.jpg\" width=\"138\" alt=\"Zac Brown: Metrosexual\" title=\"Zac Brown: Metrosexual\" ><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s look at the textual evidence within his paean to all things country, &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kovideo.net\/lyrics\/z\/Zac-Brown-Band\/Chicken-Fried.html\" target=\"_blank\">Chicken Fried<\/a>&quot;:<\/p>\n<ul><i>You know I like my chicken fried<br \/>\nCold beer on a Friday night<br \/>\n<b>A pair of jeans that fit just right<\/b><br \/>\nAnd the radio up <\/i><\/ul>\n<p>Jeans that fit just right?  Ladies and gentlemen, real men do not understand the concept of jeans that fit just right.  Women&#8217;s jeans, apparently, have 132 different variables in cut, shape, and jib.  Women worry about jeans fitting just right.  A man worries about jeans merely fitting, which means the button closes and not too much sock shows.  Fitting <i>just right<\/i> sounds an awful lot like Zac Brown has spent time in trendy urban outfitters, getting custom denim cut for him.  He probably uses body wash, too.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s just not manly.  Know your inseam and your waist and take the one off of the top of the stack at Walmart, you sissy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, up and coming country and western singer Zac Brown is a metrosexual. Let&#8217;s look at the textual evidence within his paean to all things country, &quot;Chicken Fried&quot;: You know I like my chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14845,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4678\/revisions\/14845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}