{"id":4647,"date":"2008-10-24T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-25T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4647"},"modified":"2017-11-04T06:11:18","modified_gmt":"2017-11-04T11:11:18","slug":"i-dont-just-want-to-cancel-i-want-to-besmirch-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/24\/i-dont-just-want-to-cancel-i-want-to-besmirch-too\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Just Want To Cancel; I Want To Besmirch, Too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve mentioned that I&#8217;ve fallen back into the BOMC, buying a handful of the books so I could get some relatively recent titles for less than full price.  Well, now.  It required the commitment of buying one more book over the course of a year at regular club prices, and I ordered Robert Crais&#8217;s <i><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/06\/book-report-chasing-darkness-by-robert-crais-2008\/\" target=\"_new\">Chasing Darkness<\/a><\/i>.  Then I marked the next mailing &#8220;Cancel&#8221; because I&#8217;d completed my obligation, right?<\/p>\n<p><b>Wrong!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The next mailing came yesterday and said I was still obliged to buy a book.  So I called to see what was up, if maybe my payment for the Crais book hadn&#8217;t cleared.  Oh, but no.  The fellow politely explained that the book I bought was on a &#8220;promotion&#8221; price, not regular club price, so it did not count.  I asked if this was all noted in the mailed catalog materials, and he said it was.<\/p>\n<p>So I looked.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah, here&#8217;s where it says only books over $13.98 count:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMCAgreement.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMCAgreement.jpg\" alt=\"The BOMC fine print\" width=\"425\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It is right there.  But the catalog could be a little more explicit, no?  I mean, they call it &#8220;Member&#8217;s Edition&#8221; price regardless of whether it&#8217;s &#8220;Promotion&#8221; (doesn&#8217;t count) or regular (does count).<\/p>\n<p>Here, let me illustrate some of the pages to identify for you what counts and doesn&#8217;t count.  Since Book-of-the-Month Club does its bed to obfuscate it.<\/p>\n<p>The new Spenser is out, and old ones are available, but do not count:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC4.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC4.jpg\" alt=\"1 out of 3 ain't bad\" width=\"425\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The new David Balducci is out, but again, if you want the old ones, they don&#8217;t count unless you spend $14 on them:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC1.jpg\" alt=\"Balducci for suckers\" width=\"425\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Poor Anne Perry; none of her books fulfill the members&#8217; obligations:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC2.jpg\" alt=\"Perry doesn't fulfill BOMC obligations\" width=\"425\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And those books printed on the inside of the envelope?  Good luck.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMC3.jpg\" alt=\"In case you're bored enough to actually look at what's inside the envelope\" width=\"425\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Of course, outside the BOMC News flier, your odds are probably worse.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, today I got the chastising letter that I&#8217;m trying to slip out of my agreed to obligations:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMCLetter.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/BOMCLetter.jpg\" alt=\"You, sir, are a Welsher\" width=\"425\"><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/font><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry.  I will fulfill my obligation now that I understand it.  Also, note that I will never, ever play this game again.  Increased deception-lite, cheaper books (newsprint pages, almost), and the double-gotcha &#8220;Dual Selections&#8221;&#8211;you can just continue faltering.  Your business model has always been based on taking advantage of your customers, but I hate to see how much further you&#8217;ll go before collapsing under your own negative brand management.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;ve mentioned that I&#8217;ve fallen back into the BOMC, buying a handful of the books so I could get some relatively recent titles for less than full price. Well, now. It required the commitment of buying one more book over the course of a year at regular club prices, and I ordered Robert Crais&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4647"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17278,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4647\/revisions\/17278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}