{"id":459,"date":"2003-11-14T02:10:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-14T02:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=459"},"modified":"2018-08-09T08:53:43","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T13:53:43","slug":"459","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/14\/459\/","title":{"rendered":"I Feel Pretty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepatriette.com\/archives\/000044.html\" target=\"new\">The Patriette<\/a>&#8216;s counsel, I looked inward, and discovered who I <i>truly<\/i> am:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.quizilla.com\/V\/vinacross\/1041991326_fPerfectGF.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"You're Perfect ^^\"><br \/>-Perfect- You&#8217;re the perfect girlfriend. Which<br \/>means you&#8217;re rare or that you cheated :P You&#8217;re<br \/>the kind of chick that can hang out with your<br \/>boyfriend&#8217;s friends and be silly. You don&#8217;t<br \/>care about presents or about going to fancy<br \/>placed. Hell, just hang out. You&#8217;re just happy<br \/>being around your boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/vinacross\/quizzes\/What%20Kind%20of%20Girlfriend%20Are%20You%3F\/\"> <font size=\"-1\">What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?<\/font><\/a><br \/> <font size=\"-3\">brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/font><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At The Patriette&#8216;s counsel, I looked inward, and discovered who I truly am: -Perfect- You&#8217;re the perfect girlfriend. Whichmeans you&#8217;re rare or that you cheated :P You&#8217;rethe kind of chick that can hang out with yourboyfriend&#8217;s friends and be silly. You don&#8217;tcare about presents or about going to fancyplaced. Hell, just hang out. You&#8217;re just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22101,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions\/22101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}