{"id":453,"date":"2003-11-12T22:59:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-12T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=453"},"modified":"2018-08-09T09:05:31","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T14:05:31","slug":"453","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/12\/453\/","title":{"rendered":"Folksy Saying of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><i><b>You can&#8217;t vacuum clam chowder.<\/i><\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Use it whenever you&#8217;re asked to do something preposterous.<\/p>\n<p>I just made it up, but I am releasing it to the public, without licensing.  Call it open-source silliness, if you will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t vacuum clam chowder. Use it whenever you&#8217;re asked to do something preposterous. I just made it up, but I am releasing it to the public, without licensing. Call it open-source silliness, if you will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22110,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions\/22110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}