{"id":4523,"date":"2008-07-20T19:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-20T19:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4523"},"modified":"2017-11-10T15:28:56","modified_gmt":"2017-11-10T21:28:56","slug":"words-that-do-not-belong-in-country-songs-twofer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/20\/words-that-do-not-belong-in-country-songs-twofer\/","title":{"rendered":"Words That Do Not Belong In Country Songs Twofer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Badonkadonk, Donkey Kong, as in Trace Adkins &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cowboylyrics.com\/lyrics\/adkins-trace\/honky-tonk-badonkadonk-15326.html\" target=\"_blank\">Honky Tonk Badonkadonk<\/a>&quot;:<\/p>\n<ul><i>That honkey tonk badonkadonk<br \/>\nKeepin&#8217; perfect rhythm<br \/>\nMake ya wanna swing along<br \/>\nGot it goin&#8217; on<br \/>\nLike Donkey Kong<\/i><\/ul>\n<p>Word to the wise: do not refer to an attractive woman as a large gorilla who kidnaps girls and throws barrels, or any other video game character for that matter.  Let&#8217;s just say that calling a certain beautiful wife &#8220;Lara&#8221; sort of spoiled the moment, okay?<\/p>\n<p>You can see the video for the Trace Adkins song, along with attendant badonkadonk, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=T9VzEulip9Q\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Badonkadonk, Donkey Kong, as in Trace Adkins &quot;Honky Tonk Badonkadonk&quot;: That honkey tonk badonkadonk Keepin&#8217; perfect rhythm Make ya wanna swing along Got it goin&#8217; on Like Donkey Kong Word to the wise: do not refer to an attractive woman as a large gorilla who kidnaps girls and throws barrels, or any other video game [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17454,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions\/17454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}