{"id":452,"date":"2003-11-12T00:22:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-12T00:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=452"},"modified":"2018-08-09T09:17:43","modified_gmt":"2018-08-09T14:17:43","slug":"452","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/12\/452\/","title":{"rendered":"Tapple the Bongo Slowly"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ravenwood has a post<\/a> which features an incredulous exchange between Paula “Zipppppppp” Zahn and Tucker Carlson wherein they discuss why people under thirty don’t think the Iraq invasion and occupation are a bad thing. Carlson zooms in with this insight:<\/p>\n

It does surprise me. I mean, I think the theme throughout all of these numbers is hopefulness. People under 30 just are much more optimistic about America’s future. They feel more secure in the job market with the economy. They think things are getting better. They think Iraq is going better than people over 30 do. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

How can that be? Don’t they realize it’s Vietnam!<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n

Pardon me while I shake the doughnuts off of my cluebat.<\/p>\n

Note to big thoughtless media players out there: Vietnam is not an apt or immediate metaphor for anyone under forty.<\/i><\/b> I was born in 1972, and I was 3 when Saigon fell. I don’t remember any of it. Someone who’s forty today will have some preteen memories of it, but thirty year olds were born in 1973<\/i> and don’t remember the Miracle on Ice, either.<\/p>\n

You might as well compare the Iraq invasion to the Crimean War. Your average thirty year old has the same immediate access to each. In a book<\/b><\/i>. So just hitch your trousers a little higher, show us some more of those sexxxy<\/i> black socks under your sandals, and go back to your regular poor Boomer behavior of worrying that you’ll have a single, non-Federally funded financial responsibility between the end of your career and the end of your retirement.<\/p>\n

Thank you. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ravenwood has a post which features an incredulous exchange between Paula “Zipppppppp” Zahn and Tucker Carlson wherein they discuss why people under thirty don’t think the Iraq invasion and occupation are a bad thing. Carlson zooms in with this insight: It does surprise me. I mean, I think the theme throughout all of these numbers […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22116,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/22116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}