{"id":4511,"date":"2008-07-10T11:24:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-10T11:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4511"},"modified":"2017-11-10T16:12:11","modified_gmt":"2017-11-10T22:12:11","slug":"the-miniature-dachshund-threat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/10\/the-miniature-dachshund-threat\/","title":{"rendered":"The Miniature Dachshund Threat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, now that many municipalities have eliminated the pit bull and rottweiler threats, perhaps they need to turn their attention to another nemesis of mankind, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/illinoisnews\/story\/A075732961E44CBB8625747B0076426A?OpenDocument\" target=\"_blank\">miniature dachshund<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A dog chewed off an Alton woman\u2019s big toe while she napped earlier this week.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How many innocent toes have to die before we remove the scourge of this dog breed from our cities?  If it saves one toe, <i>it&#8217;s worth any cost<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>They were bred to bite toes and feet; look at them!  They serve no other purpose.  City fathers, I demand you round them up and gas them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, now that many municipalities have eliminated the pit bull and rottweiler threats, perhaps they need to turn their attention to another nemesis of mankind, the miniature dachshund: A dog chewed off an Alton woman\u2019s big toe while she napped earlier this week. How many innocent toes have to die before we remove the scourge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17465,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4511\/revisions\/17465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}