{"id":4478,"date":"2008-06-18T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T12:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4478"},"modified":"2017-11-11T15:38:40","modified_gmt":"2017-11-11T21:38:40","slug":"mystery-of-the-teleporting-terrorists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/18\/mystery-of-the-teleporting-terrorists\/","title":{"rendered":"Mystery of the Teleporting Terrorists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They might have fooled everyone else, but <a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/M\/MCCAIN_OBAMA?SITE=MOSTP&#038;SECTION=HOME&#038;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&#038;CTIME=2008-06-17-16-24-15\" target=\"_blank\">they have not fooled Senator Obama<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;These are the same guys who helped to engineer the distraction of the war in Iraq at a time when we could have pinned down the people who actually committed 9\/11,&#8221; the presumed nominee told reporters aboard his campaign plane.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Funny, I thought the guys who actually committed it died in the plane crashes with their victims.  But if Senator Obama&#8217;s foreign policy comic book indicates that the people who actually committed 9\/11 somehow escaped through evil science or magic, he&#8217;s right that the United States better ramp up on that technique, stat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They might have fooled everyone else, but they have not fooled Senator Obama: &#8220;These are the same guys who helped to engineer the distraction of the war in Iraq at a time when we could have pinned down the people who actually committed 9\/11,&#8221; the presumed nominee told reporters aboard his campaign plane. Funny, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4478"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17497,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4478\/revisions\/17497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}