{"id":4326,"date":"2008-03-25T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T16:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4326"},"modified":"2017-11-12T06:29:20","modified_gmt":"2017-11-12T12:29:20","slug":"when-politicians-write-oatmeal-packets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/25\/when-politicians-write-oatmeal-packets\/","title":{"rendered":"When Politicians Write Oatmeal Packets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was reading my oatmeal packet the other day, and this politician&#8217;s answer to a question leapt out at me:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/dinodata.jpg\" width=\"400\" alt=\"Dino Data as written by a politician\" title=\"Dino Data as written by a politician\"><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Notice how the answer doesn&#8217;t actually apply to the question asked.<\/p>\n<p>Well done, copy writer, well done.  You&#8217;ll be in Washington doing your true calling soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was reading my oatmeal packet the other day, and this politician&#8217;s answer to a question leapt out at me: Notice how the answer doesn&#8217;t actually apply to the question asked. Well done, copy writer, well done. You&#8217;ll be in Washington doing your true calling soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17561,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions\/17561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}