{"id":4250,"date":"2008-02-17T21:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-17T21:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4250"},"modified":"2017-11-22T21:18:42","modified_gmt":"2017-11-23T03:18:42","slug":"the-birthday-card-he-should-have-gotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/17\/the-birthday-card-he-should-have-gotten\/","title":{"rendered":"The Birthday Card He Should Have Gotten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I attended friend <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.lanigera.com\/gateway\/\" target=\"_blank\">gimlet<\/a>&#8216;s birthday party and provided him with a rather pedestrian birthday card.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the card he should have gotten, arrayed so you, gentle reader, can download it and print it for your own friends:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/birthdaycard.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/birthdaycard.jpg\" width=\"600\" alt=\"When PETA gives you lemons, make lemonade!\"><br \/><font size=\"1\"><i>Click for full size<\/i><\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>To save it, right click and save the image to your local drive.  Print it centered on your page and fold.  Wah-lah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I attended friend gimlet&#8216;s birthday party and provided him with a rather pedestrian birthday card. Here is the card he should have gotten, arrayed so you, gentle reader, can download it and print it for your own friends: Click for full size To save it, right click and save the image to your local drive. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17663,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250\/revisions\/17663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}