{"id":42,"date":"2003-06-23T03:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-23T03:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2010-09-29T19:10:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T00:10:58","slug":"42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/23\/42\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop That Racoon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Quick!  Someone stop that racoon, it&#8217;s stolen Cyndi Lauper&#8217;s song &#8220;I Drove All Night&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute!  That&#8217;s not a racoon!  It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/clipserve\/B000089GIO001001\/1\/104-2464085-3888760\" target=\"new\">Celine Dion<\/a> in her Vegas eye makeup!<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, she doesn&#8217;t realize that song <i>belongs<\/i> to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cyndilauper.com\/song_det.php?shname=idan\" target=\"new\">Cyndi Lauper<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Put down the song, Celine, and raise your five-octave voice out of the range of human hearing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quick! Someone stop that racoon, it&#8217;s stolen Cyndi Lauper&#8217;s song &#8220;I Drove All Night&#8221;! Wait a minute! That&#8217;s not a racoon! It&#8217;s Celine Dion in her Vegas eye makeup! Unfortunately, she doesn&#8217;t realize that song belongs to Cyndi Lauper. Put down the song, Celine, and raise your five-octave voice out of the range of human [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8095,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions\/8095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}