{"id":4180,"date":"2008-01-04T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4180"},"modified":"2017-11-03T14:43:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-03T19:43:55","slug":"thats-not-what-i-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/04\/thats-not-what-i-see\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Not What I See"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the book <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1582460167?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=stlbrianj-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=1582460167\">Busy Penguins<\/a><\/i>, the authors have a photo that they have captioned incorrectly:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/penguin.jpg\" alt=\"Penguin martial arts\" title=\"Penguin martial arts\" width=\"600\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The authors of the book are apparently unfamiliar with the penguin martial art <i>spheniscinatasu<\/i>.  Instead of putting a wing around the other penguin to comfort his compatriot, the penguin on the right is in the process of employing the dreaded <i>aptenodytesu forsterika<\/i> death strike, a move that crushes the opponent&#8217;s arteries to the head and leads to death within agonizing seconds.<\/p>\n<p>Penguins caring, indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the book Busy Penguins, the authors have a photo that they have captioned incorrectly: The authors of the book are apparently unfamiliar with the penguin martial art spheniscinatasu. Instead of putting a wing around the other penguin to comfort his compatriot, the penguin on the right is in the process of employing the dreaded [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17215,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4180\/revisions\/17215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}