{"id":4149,"date":"2007-12-11T20:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4149"},"modified":"2010-04-20T15:28:04","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T20:28:04","slug":"book-report-dave-barrys-gift-guide-to-end-all-gift-guides-by-dave-barry-1994","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/11\/book-report-dave-barrys-gift-guide-to-end-all-gift-guides-by-dave-barry-1994\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: Dave Barry&#8217;s Gift Guide to End All Gift Guides by Dave Barry (1994)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This book, originally published in 1994, reads something like a Lileks book.  But before Lileks started with his books.  And with more whackiness than general wit, which marks the difference between these two authors.  In 1994, comparing a writer to Dave Barry would have been a great compliment; over a decade later, a blogger compliments Dave Barry by comparing his book to James Lileks.  Meanwhile, somewhere in Indiana, a small blogger-reliant blogger has been compared to Brian Noggle, and no one noticed, and the blog disappeared shortly thereafter.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, <i>this<\/i> book looks at some things you can buy and makes some general mirth about them.  Items include a pound of simulated human fat, a wire nose-opener, a can of pork brains, and a cutout of a police officer.  Hilarity, Barry-esque hilarity, not Lileks-esque hilarity, ensues.<\/p>\n<p>On a side note, Dave Barry makes one snarky remark about ubiquitousness of cellular phones.  In 1994.  Brother, you have no idea what&#8217;s coming, do you?  Not even in your most fevered Floridian dreams could you guess how well that quip would hold up at least a decade into the future.<\/p>\n<p><center><b>Books mentioned in this review:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=0517799529&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=FFFFFF&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This book, originally published in 1994, reads something like a Lileks book. But before Lileks started with his books. And with more whackiness than general wit, which marks the difference between these two authors. In 1994, comparing a writer to Dave Barry would have been a great compliment; over a decade later, a blogger compliments [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5926,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4149\/revisions\/5926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}