{"id":4142,"date":"2007-12-07T03:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T03:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4142"},"modified":"2012-11-12T13:38:26","modified_gmt":"2012-11-12T19:38:26","slug":"dog-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/07\/dog-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dog walks into a telegraph office and writes out his telegram: &#8220;Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The clerk says, &#8220;You can add another woof, since you&#8217;re charged the same price for ten words.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The dog says, &#8220;But that wouldn&#8217;t make any sense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>(I don&#8217;t know why dog jokes get to me, but they do.)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dog walks into a telegraph office and writes out his telegram: &#8220;Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.&#8221; The clerk says, &#8220;You can add another woof, since you&#8217;re charged the same price for ten words.&#8221; The dog says, &#8220;But that wouldn&#8217;t make any sense.&#8221; (I don&#8217;t know why dog jokes get to me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12136,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4142\/revisions\/12136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}