{"id":4114,"date":"2007-11-12T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T19:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4114"},"modified":"2017-11-24T09:56:58","modified_gmt":"2017-11-24T15:56:58","slug":"a-very-california-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/12\/a-very-california-solution\/","title":{"rendered":"A Very California Solution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Problem:  Neighbor downhill from you has a metal roof reflecting its light into your sensitive eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Missouri solution: Sue the fellow, the metal roofing company, the neighborhood association, the township, and Hephaestus, probably followed by fines and potential condemnation by the local government.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/c\/a\/2007\/11\/10\/HOK6T3BH1.DTL\" target=\"_new\">California solution<\/a>: Put some glass insect sculptures on the roof to make it pretty colors.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone note that the California solution, if applied in Missouri, would meet with the same response; namely, art on your property is cause for lawsuits and legal action.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Problem: Neighbor downhill from you has a metal roof reflecting its light into your sensitive eyes. Missouri solution: Sue the fellow, the metal roofing company, the neighborhood association, the township, and Hephaestus, probably followed by fines and potential condemnation by the local government. The California solution: Put some glass insect sculptures on the roof to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17748,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4114\/revisions\/17748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}