{"id":4069,"date":"2007-10-15T20:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T20:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4069"},"modified":"2017-11-24T11:17:55","modified_gmt":"2017-11-24T17:17:55","slug":"everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-in-kindergarten-noggle-edition-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/15\/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-in-kindergarten-noggle-edition-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten, Noggle Edition, I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hit the kids who are bigger than you from behind with a Six Million Dollar Man lunchbox full of dirt.<\/p>\n<p>A tactic that I employ often to this day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hit the kids who are bigger than you from behind with a Six Million Dollar Man lunchbox full of dirt. A tactic that I employ often to this day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17785,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4069\/revisions\/17785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}