{"id":4034,"date":"2007-09-24T17:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T17:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=4034"},"modified":"2017-11-24T12:38:25","modified_gmt":"2017-11-24T18:38:25","slug":"zombie-accelerator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/24\/zombie-accelerator\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Accelerator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the phrase &#8220;wouldn&#8217;t be caught dead in&#8221;?  Doesn&#8217;t that phrase really identify the garment in question as some sort of zombie accelerator?  I mean, seriously, if you&#8217;re planning your life-after-death, I guess it&#8217;s worthwhile to think what sort of outfit will make you faster and all, but I have better ways to spend my time.<\/p>\n<p>Like making long almost-puns that amuse no one but myself.<\/p>\n<p>(This musing based upon <a href=\"http:\/\/boondoggled.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/going-home.html\" target=\"_new\">this post<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the phrase &#8220;wouldn&#8217;t be caught dead in&#8221;? Doesn&#8217;t that phrase really identify the garment in question as some sort of zombie accelerator? I mean, seriously, if you&#8217;re planning your life-after-death, I guess it&#8217;s worthwhile to think what sort of outfit will make you faster and all, but I have better ways to spend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4034"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17816,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4034\/revisions\/17816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}