{"id":3950,"date":"2007-08-19T00:28:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-19T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3950"},"modified":"2017-11-25T10:37:23","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T16:37:23","slug":"being-an-imperial-pilot-has-its-privileges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/19\/being-an-imperial-pilot-has-its-privileges\/","title":{"rendered":"Being an Imperial Pilot Has Its Privileges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/tiefighterlane.jpg\" alt=\"TIE Fighter lane\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"3\" ><br \/>\nSuch as your own lane on suburban streets.<\/p>\n<p>Woe to that minivan; a couple of proton torpedoes from a couple upgraded fighters, and soccer mom is walking her kids to practice as punishment for parking in the TIE Fighter lane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Such as your own lane on suburban streets. Woe to that minivan; a couple of proton torpedoes from a couple upgraded fighters, and soccer mom is walking her kids to practice as punishment for parking in the TIE Fighter lane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17890,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3950\/revisions\/17890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}