{"id":386,"date":"2003-10-20T22:13:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-20T22:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=386"},"modified":"2018-08-03T14:23:04","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T19:23:04","slug":"386","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/20\/386\/","title":{"rendered":"She Wolf or She Male?  Which Sub Place Tonight?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Kass of the <i>Chicago Tribune<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/columnists\/chi-0310190369oct19,1,2992699.column?coll=chi-news-col\" target=\"new\">contrasts the current commercials of submarine sandwich chains<\/a> (registration required).<\/p>\n<p><b>Compare:<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p> The commercial starts off with two guys holding toasted subs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One guy asks, `What? You don&#8217;t like it? Were you raised by wolves?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The other guy has a far-away look in his eyes. Then there&#8217;s a flashback, and he&#8217;s in business attire, suckling at a grown she-wolf, fighting off other wolf cubs, the only thing is, he&#8217;s not a wolf. He&#8217;s a guy, in business attire, suckling on a wolf.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We stood there, silently pondering the image, trying to figure out why wolf milk might inspire a guy to buy a sub.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><b>Contrast:<\/b><\/p>\n<blockquote><p> This one involves a tense fellow who dresses in a cheerleader outfit, and swishes his pompoms in the middle of his driveway, with the neighbors watching, including the neighbor with the video camera.<\/p>\n<p>In the commercial, the cross-dresser tells his terrified daughter not to worry, that although he&#8217;s &#8220;been bad,&#8221; he had the special sandwich. He&#8217;s absolved himself with a sub.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Makes me want to order pizza, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Kass of the Chicago Tribune contrasts the current commercials of submarine sandwich chains (registration required). Compare: The commercial starts off with two guys holding toasted subs. &#8220;One guy asks, `What? You don&#8217;t like it? Were you raised by wolves?&#8217; &#8220;The other guy has a far-away look in his eyes. Then there&#8217;s a flashback, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertisements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21880,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions\/21880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}