{"id":3825,"date":"2007-06-13T23:50:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T23:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3825"},"modified":"2017-11-27T15:48:29","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T21:48:29","slug":"one-stop-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/13\/one-stop-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"One Stop Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As Jack Travis said in <i><a href=\"\" target=\"_new\">Lethal Weapon 3<\/a><\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The police department&#8217;s got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash&#8230; it&#8217;s a one-stop shopping center. If you&#8217;ve got the balls and the brains, there&#8217;s not a fucking thing anyone can do about it! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So it goes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Explosives capable of causing &#8220;extensive damage&#8221; have been stolen from a St. Charles County firing range used by the sheriff&#8217;s office and the FBI, federal officials said Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>Officials are still trying to determine how much dynamite, C-4 and other explosives were taken and exactly who was responsible.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And special kudos to the <i>St. Louis Post-Dispatch<\/i> for its discretion:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The explosives, including C-4, dynamite and safety fuse, were being stored at the St. Charles County training center and firearms range at 1835 South Highway 94, Schmitz said. The range is located in a rural area.<\/p>\n<p>They were stored properly in the federally approved storage magazine, which resembles a large construction Dumpster, Schmitz said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Awesome.  Now everyone knows exactly where to find bomb making equipment in the future and exactly what sort of storage mechanism to look for.<\/p>\n<p>In the novel or screenplay I build from this, the crooks\/terrorists\/bad guys will just use a construction truck that hauls away large construction dumpsters to pick it up.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll even make the bad guys <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/13\/sometimes-blight-means-you-know-blight\/\" target=\"_new\">disgruntled land developers<\/a>.  They&#8217;d have access to that sort of thing and a strong urge to <i>blight<\/i> an area.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Jack Travis said in Lethal Weapon 3: The police department&#8217;s got it all: guns, ammo, drugs, cash&#8230; it&#8217;s a one-stop shopping center. If you&#8217;ve got the balls and the brains, there&#8217;s not a fucking thing anyone can do about it! So it goes: Explosives capable of causing &#8220;extensive damage&#8221; have been stolen from a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18025,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3825\/revisions\/18025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}