{"id":382,"date":"2003-10-18T22:51:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-18T22:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=382"},"modified":"2018-08-03T14:25:55","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T19:25:55","slug":"382","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/18\/382\/","title":{"rendered":"Outted by the Friday Five!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gutrumbles.com\/archives\/005076.php#005076\" target=\"new\">Acidman<\/a> drinks Budweiser<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>I can understand the boxed wine because of the convenience of stacking.  Whenever I get a pallet full delivered, I can dolly it in and stack it to the ceiling in my <strike>laundry room<\/strike> wine cellar.  But <i>Budweiser<\/i> in the refrigerator?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s left over from a party or something.  I mean, I know the malternative six pack that materializes at our parties tends to last longer than its grain alternatives, but I&#8217;m no Marc Antony.  I won&#8217;t drink the <a href=\"http:\/\/classics.mit.edu\/Shakespeare\/cleopatra\/cleopatra.1.4.html\" target=\"new\">stale of horses<\/a> even if Clydesdales produce a hearty, robust flavor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acidman drinks Budweiser! I can understand the boxed wine because of the convenience of stacking. Whenever I get a pallet full delivered, I can dolly it in and stack it to the ceiling in my laundry room wine cellar. But Budweiser in the refrigerator? Maybe it&#8217;s left over from a party or something. I mean, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-libations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21890,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions\/21890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}