{"id":3798,"date":"2007-06-03T02:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-03T02:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3798"},"modified":"2017-11-28T17:08:19","modified_gmt":"2017-11-28T23:08:19","slug":"but-i-am-not-fully-adjusted-to-the-life-altering-segway-human-transporter-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/03\/but-i-am-not-fully-adjusted-to-the-life-altering-segway-human-transporter-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"But I Am Not Fully Adjusted To The Life-Altering Segway Human Transporter Yet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Reader&#8217;s Digest<\/i> hyperbolically identifies <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rd.com\/content\/25-products-that-will-change-your-life-\/\" target=\"_new\">25 Products That Will Change Your Life<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The list includes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The <b>Oregon Scientific Wireless BBQ Thermometer<\/b>, a thing you can stick into your meat while it&#8217;s on the barbecue that has a wireless pager you can wear on your belt that will let you know when the food is done.<\/li>\n<li>The <b>Anycom HCC-210 Bluetooth Car Kit<\/b>, a quick and easy speakerphone kit for cars.<\/li>\n<li><b>Tech-Ezz Wackerchaps<\/b>, some sort of overshoes for lawnmowing chores.<\/li>\n<li>The <b>InnoDesk Thermo-Cut Tape Gun<\/b>, a packing tape dispenser with some cutting edge cutting edge.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And twenty-one more such things which will alter the very fabric of our existence and cause city planners to redesign their New Urbanist projects.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, they&#8217;ve only changed my life by removing the couple minutes I spent skimming the article.  At least I got a blog post out of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reader&#8217;s Digest hyperbolically identifies 25 Products That Will Change Your Life. The list includes: The Oregon Scientific Wireless BBQ Thermometer, a thing you can stick into your meat while it&#8217;s on the barbecue that has a wireless pager you can wear on your belt that will let you know when the food is done. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18053,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798\/revisions\/18053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}