{"id":3714,"date":"2007-04-23T17:09:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-23T17:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3714"},"modified":"2017-11-29T13:56:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-29T19:56:47","slug":"out-of-our-bedrooms-into-our-bathrooms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/23\/out-of-our-bedrooms-into-our-bathrooms\/","title":{"rendered":"Out of Our Bedrooms, Into Our Bathrooms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Great thinker Sheryl Crow <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/entertainment\/6583067.stm\" target=\"_new\">proposes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Obviously, further development would identify whether this limitation would be enforced by camera or an actual enforcement official in the bathroom with you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great thinker Sheryl Crow proposes: &#8220;Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. &#8220;I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.&#8221; Obviously, further development would identify whether this limitation would be enforced by camera [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3714"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18132,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3714\/revisions\/18132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}