{"id":358,"date":"2003-10-11T01:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-11T01:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=358"},"modified":"2018-08-03T14:56:43","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T19:56:43","slug":"358","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/11\/358\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Stop There?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A grieving family has taken time from their grieving to sue not the drunk driver who paralyzed their daughter, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wftv.com\/news\/2546148\/detail.html\" target=\"new\">also the following parties<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Besides the NFL [and its commissioner Paul Tagliabue], defendants include Lanzaro, the Giants, the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority, Giants Stadium and Aramark, a company that sells concessions at the stadium.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seems they missed a few people.  I&#8217;d like to point out they should also include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Jim Fassel<\/b>, head coach of the New York Giants, whose inspired leadership that day lead to a Giants&#8217; victory that lead to the drunken driver&#8217;s celebration \/ lead to a Giants&#8217; loss that lead to the drunken driver easing the immortal pain of being a Giants fan with alcohol.\n<li>The <b>manufacturer of the drunken driver&#8217;s truck<\/b>, which did not conduct a sobriety test before allowing him to start the vehicle.\n<li>The <b>state of New Jersey<\/b>, for laying a strip of asphalt upon which the drunken driver could drive drunkenly.\n<li>The <b>Catholic Church<\/b>, for canonizing Augustine of Hippo, Nicholas of Myra, Saint Luke, Saint Barbara, Saint Medard of Noyon, Saint Adrian, and assorted others who were considered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beerhistory.com\/library\/holdings\/patron_saints.shtml\" target=\"new\">patron saints of beer<\/a> and legitimized brewed grain consumption.\n<li>Budweiser, the <b>King of Beers<\/b>, for not keeping its subjects in line.\n<\/ul>\n<p>(Link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drudgereport.com\" target = \"new\">Drudge<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A grieving family has taken time from their grieving to sue not the drunk driver who paralyzed their daughter, but also the following parties: Besides the NFL [and its commissioner Paul Tagliabue], defendants include Lanzaro, the Giants, the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority, Giants Stadium and Aramark, a company that sells concessions at the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21940,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions\/21940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}