{"id":35553,"date":"2026-08-12T12:51:49","date_gmt":"2026-08-12T17:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=35553"},"modified":"2026-08-12T12:51:49","modified_gmt":"2026-08-12T17:51:49","slug":"ive-seen-that-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2026\/08\/12\/ive-seen-that-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Seen That Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The movie?  <em>There&#8217;s Something About Mary<\/em>.  The bit in the movie?  That 7-Minute Abs was going to trounce 8-Minute Abs:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9y5K3KsuQ_M?si=nqFtrbb4aDSyhs2s\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Inspired by the headline: <a href=\"https:\/\/sbj.net\/stories\/10-fitness-gym-to-close-springfield-location,105315\" target=\"_new\">10 Fitness gym to close Springfield location<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The gag?  I was going to say that 9Round Fitness won out.  <\/p>\n<p>Except: It looks as though the 9Round in Springfield is no more (&#8220;Temporarily Closed&#8221; it says on Google Maps, but the 9Round Web site no longer lists a location in Springfield.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe F45, which was <em>almost<\/em> across the street from 9Round, ate their lunches as it seems to be open.  When it opened in like 2018, I thought <em>F45<\/em> meant something political.   Kind of like the new and always busy Burn Boot Camp by the Sam&#8217;s Club, the first thing in The Ridge development by the realtor who pulled his six-year-old from my little league team in a huff because he had big baseball plans for the lad and the four-year-olds on the team would keep the boy from The Show&#8211;sorry, I was not going on a list of all the successful realtors and real estate developers I know in Springfield cannot stand me, I was talking about Burn Boot Camp, and I was going to say: When I drove by signs pointing to it in the back of the empty lots, I thought it said &#8220;Bum Boot Camp.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/burnbootcamp.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Given that the area had a couple of homeless encampments nearby, I wondered exactly what that was.  Poor kerning is the answer.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, well, that&#8217;s a long way to go for a gag.  But here at MfBJN, we go that extra mile for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The movie? There&#8217;s Something About Mary. The bit in the movie? That 7-Minute Abs was going to trounce 8-Minute Abs: Inspired by the headline: 10 Fitness gym to close Springfield location The gag? I was going to say that 9Round Fitness won out. Except: It looks as though the 9Round in Springfield is no more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35553"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35554,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35553\/revisions\/35554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}