{"id":355,"date":"2003-10-10T02:42:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-10T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=355"},"modified":"2018-08-03T14:58:51","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T19:58:51","slug":"355","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/10\/355\/","title":{"rendered":"The Very Name a Punchline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sltrib.com\/2003\/Jul\/07162003\/nation_w\/75857.asp?q=q\" target=\"new\">Orrin Hatch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Sounds kinda like a crime of a <i>sexual<\/i> nature for which you would go to prison for many years in a number of states.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, Unca Orrin, but I kinda like that part of the Constitution.  Makes it one generation harder for the Islamacists to get elected to the presidency.<\/p>\n<p>And by the second generation, the damn kids are peircing things and rebelling against their parents.  Or else we wouldn&#8217;t see the honor slaughter going on in England, wot?<\/p>\n<p>(Link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\" target=\"new\">Fark<\/a>.  They&#8217;re the subversive influence, not me.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Orrin Hatch. Sounds kinda like a crime of a sexual nature for which you would go to prison for many years in a number of states. Sorry, Unca Orrin, but I kinda like that part of the Constitution. Makes it one generation harder for the Islamacists to get elected to the presidency. And by the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-politicians"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21944,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/21944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}