{"id":35483,"date":"2026-07-18T08:32:36","date_gmt":"2026-07-18T13:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=35483"},"modified":"2026-07-18T08:32:36","modified_gmt":"2026-07-18T13:32:36","slug":"i-know-it-was-you-roku-you-broke-my-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/18\/i-know-it-was-you-roku-you-broke-my-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"I Know It Was You, Roku.  You Broke My Heart."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my beautiful wife and I watched a couple of Network+ Certification training videos on Thursday night.<\/p>\n<p>She is accumulating a number of certification letter sets behind her name on LinkedIn, and she&#8217;s brushing up on her network skills which she is light on (she&#8217;s got lots of process stuff and actually taught a community college section of the A+ Certification preparation).  Me, I got an A+ certification around the turn of the century, so old that it&#8217;s no longer recognized (the new program has requirements to do the continuing education thing and to recertify periodically, but I got mine in the olden days, before the certification-as-a-service and everything-is-a-rental-or-subscription world took hold.  Since I&#8217;m <em>between contracts<\/em>, I&#8217;m thinking of maybe getting a couple of these low-level, inexpensive (only $400 for the exam&#8211;cheep!) so I can apply for starting cable-puller jobs and not get hired for those because I&#8217;m old.  Or, mostly because I have the time and I&#8217;ve historically been a good test taker.  The intro streaming classes we watched were under 10 minutes each and were kind of a review&#8211;when I got my A+ certification in 2000, I was taking community college classes of my own, scattered among hardware and networking and different programming languages.  <\/p>\n<p>So, to watch the videos:  Apparently, we have free access to a Dion Training course hosted on Udemy because our library offers Udemy classes for free.  So my wife could watch them on her iPad.  And I pointed out we could stream them on the big television using the Roku and the iPad&#8217;s sharing (but you cannot do this with football games, gentle reader, as I learned several years ago).  So she did a proof of concept a week ago, and on Thursday was a little flustered because she did not remember what nested-app-and-menu-path on the iPad and what nested-app-and-menu-path made this work.  After only a few minutes but demonstrating the dread that it was not possible or she would never find it, we watched 40 minutes of intro to how the course (a $300 course on Udemy, I guess) and explanation of the exam (following this course and watching a couple hours of the day, I could be Network+ certified in thirty days&#8211;wow!).<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, on Facebook, I get:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/diontraining.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>An ad for the training company.<\/p>\n<p>It was my wife&#8217;s iPad, my wife&#8217;s library account, and her free or subsidized login to Udemy, but the Roku account is in my name\/email address.  So I <em>think<\/em> I can know it was the Roku.  Either parsing the content of the video or reading the metadata and selling it to Facebook to present me with those relevant ads.<\/p>\n<p>But, ah, how used to it we are getting!  How normal it seems!<\/p>\n<p>And: I think I quipped somewhere, probably on Facebook, that it&#8217;s nice that Facebook shows us people&#8217;s birthdays on their birthdays, but we could really use some advance notice to buy cards or presents.  Well!  My Facebook feed is full of Chinese catchkes and t-shirts in the weeks leading up to my wife&#8217;s birthday.  So, good?  Although I&#8217;m unlikely to click through ads and buy from shops of unknown provenance these days.  But they&#8217;re good for gift ideas:  SHE LIKES CATS.  Which is my knowledge which trained Facebook to give me this valuable insight.<\/p>\n<p>Tech.  Meh.  I should maybe become a shepherd.  I saw a house on one of my regular driving routes has new tight fences and baby goats.  I wonder if they&#8217;re hiring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my beautiful wife and I watched a couple of Network+ Certification training videos on Thursday night. 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