{"id":3531,"date":"2007-01-07T20:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-08T01:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3531"},"modified":"2017-12-07T13:35:17","modified_gmt":"2017-12-07T19:35:17","slug":"book-report-nature-girl-by-carl-hiaasen-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/07\/book-report-nature-girl-by-carl-hiaasen-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: Nature Girl by Carl Hiaasen (2006)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heather gave me this book for Christmas along with a number of earlier Hiaasen novels because she knew that I enjoyed (see also <i><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/30\/book-report-strip-tease-by-carl-hiaasen-1993\/\" target=\"_new\">Strip Tease<\/a><\/i>, <i><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/07\/23\/1184\/\" target=\"_new\">Skinny Dip<\/a><\/i>, and <i><a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/01\/784\/\" target=\"_new\">Basket Case<\/a><\/i>).<\/p>\n<p>This book, however, suffers from the same slow start that stifled <i>Strip Tease<\/i>.  Unfortunately, it has a slow middle and a slow end, too.  Whereas the normal whacky Hiaasen characters come out of the Florida backwoods to amuse, ultimately, interact.  We have a half Seminole on the run from his own demons and the ghost of an unfortunate tourist whose body he sunk in the swamp; a philandering ne&#8217;er-do-well telemarketing salesman and the mistress who&#8217;s above him; an activist and off-kilter single mother seeking revenge against the telemarketer for interrupting her dinner; a lecherous man lusting for the single mother; the ex-husband of the single mother; a private detective trailing the telemarketer; and so on.  <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the book doesn&#8217;t have a real central plot; instead, we&#8217;re following along a set of subplots that will intersect on a small Florida key.  When we finally got the whole crew onto the key, I thought it would be a quick resolution, but I still had 100 pages left, and I was disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>The book isn&#8217;t Hiaasen&#8217;s best, and it&#8217;s definitely the weakest of the four books I&#8217;ve read so far.  Heather was disappointed at my disappointment, but I tried to reassure her that one book had to be the worst.  I hope this one was.<\/p>\n<p><center><b>Books mentioned in this review:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=0307262995&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n&nbsp;<iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=0446600660&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n&nbsp;<iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=044661193X&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n&nbsp;<br \/>\n<iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=stlbrianj-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=0446695564&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heather gave me this book for Christmas along with a number of earlier Hiaasen novels because she knew that I enjoyed (see also Strip Tease, Skinny Dip, and Basket Case). This book, however, suffers from the same slow start that stifled Strip Tease. Unfortunately, it has a slow middle and a slow end, too. Whereas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3531"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18332,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3531\/revisions\/18332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}