{"id":3508,"date":"2006-12-26T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-26T15:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3508"},"modified":"2017-12-09T06:52:33","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T12:52:33","slug":"life-imitates-mfbjn-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/26\/life-imitates-mfbjn-satire\/","title":{"rendered":"Life Imitates MfBJN Satire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MfBJN, <a href=\"http:\/\/stlbrianj.blogspot.com\/2006\/09\/i-havent-mocked-metro-in-while-so.html\" target=\"_new\">September 2, 2006<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The two figures on the right; they&#8217;re falling forward, arms splayed out and in a grimace of pain as though they&#8217;ve been shot in the back by unknown assailants while trying to flee.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Life, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/laworder\/story\/9F5708C5FC111878862572500041FED6?OpenDocument\" target=\"_new\">Christmas 2006<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A security guard for MetroLink is reported in serious but stable condition today with a gunshot wound suffered at the Delmar Station, police say.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It brings miscreants to quiet suburbs, offers a locus for gunfire, scares off the normal people, and costs tax money for subsidies.  Is there anything light rail cannot do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MfBJN, September 2, 2006: The two figures on the right; they&#8217;re falling forward, arms splayed out and in a grimace of pain as though they&#8217;ve been shot in the back by unknown assailants while trying to flee. Life, Christmas 2006: A security guard for MetroLink is reported in serious but stable condition today with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3508"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18358,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508\/revisions\/18358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}