{"id":34566,"date":"2025-11-19T14:26:19","date_gmt":"2025-11-19T20:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=34566"},"modified":"2025-11-19T14:26:19","modified_gmt":"2025-11-19T20:26:19","slug":"the-unceasing-torment-of-being-married-to-brian-j","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2025\/11\/19\/the-unceasing-torment-of-being-married-to-brian-j\/","title":{"rendered":"The Unceasing Torment of Being Married to Brian J."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my beautiful wife prefers toothbrushes with smaller heads on them, and we had or have a couple left from when my boys were <em>boys<\/em>, so she grabbed one of them when replacing her last brush.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a little pseudo-crayon with a suction cup base.<\/p>\n<p>So I have &#8220;hidden&#8221; it by sticking it onto a vertical surface around the sink, including putting it onto the mirror, when tidying up the basin area.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/suctioncuptoothbrush.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Of course, this will remain amusing to me for far longer than it will be for her&#8211;which might have been exactly once, yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>This also might be what eventually breaks the camel&#8217;s back and why I might be rooming with Lileks in 2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my beautiful wife prefers toothbrushes with smaller heads on them, and we had or have a couple left from when my boys were boys, so she grabbed one of them when replacing her last brush. It&#8217;s a little pseudo-crayon with a suction cup base. So I have &#8220;hidden&#8221; it by sticking it onto a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34566"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34567,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34566\/revisions\/34567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}