{"id":34386,"date":"2025-09-28T13:35:11","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T18:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=34386"},"modified":"2025-09-27T16:29:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-27T21:29:43","slug":"new-product-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2025\/09\/28\/new-product-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"New Product Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve added a new t-shirt to the CafePress store:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/webdesignershirt.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>You can order one if you&#8217;re so inclined <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/+,1273726852\" target=\"_new\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Strangely enough, my CafePress store has proven to be the most profitable endeavor of my &#8220;throw it out there&#8221; attempts at passive income.  I&#8217;ve had it since 2004 when I made some off-color bumper stickers and then some political things which never sold.  But when I started adding IT things badged with QA Hates You, I sold a couple&#8211;especially <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/+project_manager_wall_clock,393764141\" target=\"_new\">Project Manager Wall Clocks<\/a> which have sold enough that I got a check from them back when they were new and which still sell steadily enough to cover the costs of having a CafePress storefront.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/nicosez.com\/\" target=\"_new\">Nico Sez<\/a> line of apparel?  I bought one to see how they would look.  I&#8217;m wearing it as I type this blog post, actually.<\/p>\n<p>The two apps I have on the app store?  I sold one copy of <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/boxing-drill-companion\/id6742085382\" target=\"_new\">Boxing Drill Companion<\/a> to someone in Eastern Europe on the day I released it.  I sold two copies of <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/art-of-virtue-tracker\/id6748926825\" target=\"_new\">Dr. Franklin&#8217;s Art of Virtue Tracker<\/a>:  One to my beautiful wife, and one to her mother (who uses it every day, by the way, so: yay(?)).  Which is almost $3 in revenue against $99 for an annual Apple developer account.<\/p>\n<p>The books?  Yeah, build your brand online didn&#8217;t work; not only did I spend $300 for a cover, but I sent out 50 to newspapers, magazines, and bloggers and got, what, <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/johndonnellysgold\/#reviews\" target=\"_new\">five reviews<\/a>?  I&#8217;ve sold fewer than 100 copies of it and a handful of copies of the other books, but I&#8217;ve done my own covers for the others and have not sent out review copies except to the <em>Writer&#8217;s Digest Self-Published Book Contest<\/em> or whatever it&#8217;s called.  Which might explain one of the reasons that I haven&#8217;t written much long form in a while.<\/p>\n<p>And this blog?  I think I got a check from Google AdSense once over a decade ago.  Against the ever-increasing costs of hosting and, fortunately, no longer the cost of updating the SSL certificate, but, yeah, not a profit center.<\/p>\n<p>With apologies to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.poetryfoundation.org\/poems\/44049\/a-man-said-to-the-universe\" target=\"_new\">Stephen Crane<\/a>, a poem:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man said to the internet,<br \/>\n&#8220;Sir, I exist!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Maybe I should focus on more <em>Civilization IV<\/em>.  I lose less money that way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve added a new t-shirt to the CafePress store: You can order one if you&#8217;re so inclined here. Strangely enough, my CafePress store has proven to be the most profitable endeavor of my &#8220;throw it out there&#8221; attempts at passive income. 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