{"id":3402,"date":"2006-11-01T11:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T11:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3402"},"modified":"2017-12-13T16:20:44","modified_gmt":"2017-12-13T22:20:44","slug":"a-little-inference-never-hurt-nobody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/01\/a-little-inference-never-hurt-nobody\/","title":{"rendered":"A Little Inference Never Hurt Nobody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re married, sometimes you let a little inference work for you.  It&#8217;s not deception, exactly.  For example:<\/p>\n<ul><b>I said:<\/b> <i>Should I take the leftover Halloween candy to work?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>She inferred:<\/b> <i>To share with coworkers.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>I really meant:<\/b> <i>For lunch.<\/i><\/ul>\n<p>Everyone&#8217;s happy.  Except maybe my coworkers.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"red\"><b>UPDATE:<\/b><\/font>  Number of SweeTarts that it takes until you begin to hallucinate: 597.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re married, sometimes you let a little inference work for you. It&#8217;s not deception, exactly. For example: I said: Should I take the leftover Halloween candy to work? She inferred: To share with coworkers. I really meant: For lunch. Everyone&#8217;s happy. Except maybe my coworkers. UPDATE: Number of SweeTarts that it takes until you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18479,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402\/revisions\/18479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}