{"id":34012,"date":"2025-07-07T13:19:26","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T18:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=34012"},"modified":"2025-07-05T10:20:20","modified_gmt":"2025-07-05T15:20:20","slug":"book-report-199-things-to-do-with-a-politician-by-david-schafer-andre-perl-and-mike-jackson-1993","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2025\/07\/07\/book-report-199-things-to-do-with-a-politician-by-david-schafer-andre-perl-and-mike-jackson-1993\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: <i>199 Things To Do With A Politician<\/i> by David Schafer, Andre Perl, and Mike Jackson (1993)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/199usefulthingstodowithapolitician.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Book cover\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\">Wow, the past was a different country.  Especially this genre of humor.<\/p>\n<p>As I said when <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/29\/good-book-hunting-saturday-june-28-2025-friends-of-the-christian-county-library-book-sale-clever\/\" target=\"_new\">I bought this book last month<\/a>, this book is akin to <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/12\/dual-book-report-all-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-my-cat-by-suzy-becker-1990-101-uses-for-a-dead-cat-by-simon-bond-1981\/\" target=\"_new\">101 Uses For A Dead Cat<\/a>.  I mean, a direct inspiration.  Both are single panel comics with a simple caption of what the use is.  In this book, the captions are in alphabetical order from &#8220;10 Pin Bowling&#8221; (politicians&#8217; heads as the pins) to &#8220;Wood chips&#8221; (politicians run through a wood chipper).  The final panel is a gag that says there are really only 166 cartoons, but what do you expect except lies when dealing with politicians.<\/p>\n<p>Definitely reminiscient of the underground comics photocopied and photocopied and passed around to tack or tape to workplace walls.  I&#8217;m pretty sure I still have a collection of the things my mother retained from the era.  This book, from 1993, was about the end of it.  Soon after, Dilbert and the Internet made passing around memes a whole lot simpler.  I&#8217;m not saying our modern humor or memes are funnier than what you find in these books, but it&#8217;s hard to do worse.<\/p>\n<p>You know what it made me long for, though?  When I was in elementary school, the funniest thing going was <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Comic-Book-Sports-Arnold-Roth\/dp\/0684138867\" target=\"_new\">A Comic Book of Sports<\/a><\/em> by Arnold Roth.  When someone got this from the book order, we&#8217;d all crowd around it.  Eventually, I got my own copy which is sadly lost in the intervening decades&#8211;and probably shortly after I thought it was the height of humor.  Ah, well.  Better than this book, surely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, the past was a different country. Especially this genre of humor. As I said when I bought this book last month, this book is akin to 101 Uses For A Dead Cat. I mean, a direct inspiration. Both are single panel comics with a simple caption of what the use is. In this book, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report","category-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34012"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34014,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34012\/revisions\/34014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}