{"id":337,"date":"2003-10-04T16:12:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-04T16:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=337"},"modified":"2018-08-03T15:30:27","modified_gmt":"2018-08-03T20:30:27","slug":"337","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/04\/337\/","title":{"rendered":"It Is Written That In The End Times&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>that in the fountain of light in the desert of the lands beyond the sea that a great <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/US\/West\/10\/04\/roy.attacked.ap\/index.html\" target=\"new\">white tiger shall attack its master<\/a> and yea, verily, open him like a seventh seal at an all-you-can-eat seal buffet.<\/p>\n<p>Get well soon, Mr. Horn, and reconsider that retirement.<\/p>\n<p>And no, <a href=\"http:\/\/angelweave.mu.nu\" target=\"new\">honey<\/a>, we don&#8217;t have room for any more stray maneaters.<\/p>\n<p>(Link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\" target=\"new\">Fark<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that in the fountain of light in the desert of the lands beyond the sea that a great white tiger shall attack its master and yea, verily, open him like a seventh seal at an all-you-can-eat seal buffet. Get well soon, Mr. Horn, and reconsider that retirement. And no, honey, we don&#8217;t have room for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21985,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions\/21985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}