{"id":3368,"date":"2006-10-12T03:57:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T03:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3368"},"modified":"2017-12-14T10:44:20","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T16:44:20","slug":"the-untold-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/12\/the-untold-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The Untold Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stltoday.com\/stltoday\/news\/stories.nsf\/metroeast\/story\/DE8277BED0A92874862572040017C12D?OpenDocument\" target=\"_new\">Lost emu raises ruckus on Route 3<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Six times during the weekend, police here responded to the same call: a 100-pound emu running wild near Illinois Route 3.<\/p>\n<p>The 5-foot-tall bird caused quite a ruckus, especially when it wandered into traffic on the busy highway, Police Chief Richard Miller said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sure, when it was apprehended, the emu told the cops it was lost, but the word I heard on the street is that this particular emu was looking to hitchhike to Carbondale to <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/15\/officers-feared-for-their-lives\/\" target=\"_new\">settle a score<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lost emu raises ruckus on Route 3: Six times during the weekend, police here responded to the same call: a 100-pound emu running wild near Illinois Route 3. The 5-foot-tall bird caused quite a ruckus, especially when it wandered into traffic on the busy highway, Police Chief Richard Miller said. Sure, when it was apprehended, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18513,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3368\/revisions\/18513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}