{"id":33657,"date":"2025-04-11T09:25:55","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T14:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=33657"},"modified":"2025-04-11T09:25:55","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T14:25:55","slug":"brian-j-in-big-heapum-legal-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2025\/04\/11\/brian-j-in-big-heapum-legal-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J. In Big Heapum Legal Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of weeks ago, I got a couple of calls on my cellular phone which I ignored.  The computer-voiced, and not even AI-voiced, message indicated I was in heapum trouble:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/injunction.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Oh, noes!  A agarbagemalgation of legal terms, no indication of <em>who<\/em> or <em>what<\/em> or an actual phone number, and an immediate need for me to act UNDER PENALTY OF LAW!<\/p>\n<p>If you cannot trust that, what can you trust?<\/p>\n<p>I blocked the number <em>and then got the same crap from a different number<\/em> which I then blocked.<\/p>\n<p>But unknown number, unnamed legal team, and disembodied voice IS NOT GIVING UP.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/extranotice.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Oh, morenoes!  ESCALATION!  They will send me more robocalls HARDER!<\/p>\n<p>I kind of feel bad for the scammers in a couple of years, when the old people will have grown up with the Internet and will trust no one or no bodiless notification from the ether.<\/p>\n<p>But, you know what?  1) How can you feel bad about those people, and 2) People will still have mush for brains in a couple of years and will fall for anything.  Perhaps even I, should I reach geriatricity, might with a wavering and warbling voice, believe.  But that last is most unlikely in either clause.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of weeks ago, I got a couple of calls on my cellular phone which I ignored. The computer-voiced, and not even AI-voiced, message indicated I was in heapum trouble: Oh, noes! A agarbagemalgation of legal terms, no indication of who or what or an actual phone number, and an immediate need for me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33658,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33657\/revisions\/33658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}