{"id":3362,"date":"2006-10-09T22:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-09T22:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3362"},"modified":"2017-12-14T10:47:31","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T16:47:31","slug":"because-sometimes-you-just-dont-have-a-dead-chihuahua-handy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/09\/because-sometimes-you-just-dont-have-a-dead-chihuahua-handy\/","title":{"rendered":"Because Sometimes You Just Don&#8217;t Have a Dead Chihuahua Handy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2006\/LAW\/10\/09\/baby.weapon.ap\/index.html\" target=\"_new\">Woman charged with using baby as weapon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think we need a seven day waiting period on babies.  Also, a limitation on having more than one every month.  And a registration, including safety classes, if you want to carry one in public.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woman charged with using baby as weapon I think we need a seven day waiting period on babies. Also, a limitation on having more than one every month. And a registration, including safety classes, if you want to carry one in public.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16492,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3362\/revisions\/16492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}