{"id":33449,"date":"2025-01-21T06:35:19","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T12:35:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=33449"},"modified":"2025-01-21T06:35:19","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T12:35:19","slug":"brian-j-s-recycler-tour-hair-metal-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2025\/01\/21\/brian-j-s-recycler-tour-hair-metal-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Brian J.&#8217;s Recycler Tour, Hair Metal Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From this day in 2012:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Brian J. Noggle thinks he can find the hidden meaning in the hourly scrambled patterns of Europe-Bon Jovi-Motley Crue-Poison on the Sonic Tap Hair Guitar Channel.  He thinks the Gen X Illuminati use it to communicate amongst themselves.<\/p>\n<p>Wait a minute: Nelson&#8217;s &#8220;(I Can&#8217;t Live Without Your) Love and Affection&#8221; means they&#8217;re changing cypher keys.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From this day in 2012: Brian J. Noggle thinks he can find the hidden meaning in the hourly scrambled patterns of Europe-Bon Jovi-Motley Crue-Poison on the Sonic Tap Hair Guitar Channel. He thinks the Gen X Illuminati use it to communicate amongst themselves. Wait a minute: Nelson&#8217;s &#8220;(I Can&#8217;t Live Without Your) Love and Affection&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33450,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33449\/revisions\/33450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}