{"id":3342,"date":"2006-09-27T01:06:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-27T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3342"},"modified":"2011-03-20T06:41:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T11:41:51","slug":"things-you-can-find-on-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/27\/things-you-can-find-on-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"Things You Can Find On The Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the early 1991, I was a sophomore in college.  I&#8217;d finally gotten a PC (we called them &#8220;clones&#8221; in those days) the year before, but I still had my Commodore 64 hooked up on the desk beside the PC, and I still hung out on C64 Bulletin Board Systems (BBSes).  One, called the City of WISE (Waukesha Information System Exchange, as I recollect), I called every night (because in those days, you had to <i>dial up<\/i> with your <i>modem<\/i> to connect to a bulletin board system, and you often had to call late at night when you wouldn&#8217;t tie up the phone).  I ran a trivia message board, and I even started a message board for a Call of Cthulhu game.<\/p>\n<p>Someone else was going to run some sort of roleplaying game on a message board, and I signed up.  But that gamemaster never showed.  Instead, one of the other users (Brass Orchid, handle derived from a Samuel R. Delany book I still haven&#8217;t read) and I started riffing absurdly, playing somewhat to roleplaying game conventions.  Eventually, Brass Orchid collected these messages and sent me a copy on disk to see if we could make some sort of story out of it.<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward fifteen years to the present day, and I&#8217;m browsing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.textfiles.com\/\" target=\"_new\">TextFiles.com<\/a>, a repository of text files from that era, and I get to thinking about The Forgotten Legacy (as the message board was called, undoubtedly some grand sweeping sword-and-sorcery campaign that we subverted to our own ends).  So I Google Brass Orchid by his real name, and lo, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kkuzba.com\/rpg\/fl1-01.html\" target=\"_new\">there it is<\/a>, on his Web site:<\/p>\n<ul><code><\/p>\n<pre>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=\r\n\r\n12\/21\/91; 12:43PM\r\nFrom: Brass Orchid [3]\r\n\r\nWe could always play without him. All the GM \r\ndoes is provide structure and coherence to the game.\r\n=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=\r\n\r\n12\/21\/91; 10:39PM\r\nFrom: L. S. Creetor [62]\r\n\r\nI'll take my bastard sword and stab the Ultimate \r\nReality in the gut.\r\n=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=\r\n\r\n12\/22\/91; 5:08AM\r\nFrom: Brass Orchid [3]\r\n\r\nThe Ultimate Reality suffers 120 HP's damage and \r\nfalls, semiconcious, to the ground, muttering, \"That\r\nBastard sure knows how to hurt a guy.\"\r\nL. S. Creetor collects 20 Exp. Points and finds\r\nthe Medallion of Adaptation.\r\nSuddenly, the sky splits open and a stairway to\r\nthe stars appears. Branches off of the main stairway can\r\nbe seen, dwindling into the distance.\r\nYour move...\r\n=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=<\/pre>\n<p><\/code><\/ul>\n<p>Suddenly, I&#8217;m nineteen years old again, connecting through LotusWorks, and casting spells I made up on the fly.  I can see the wood paneling and smell the light must of my basement room, I can feel the keyboard in my lap (because that&#8217;s all we had for ergonomics, you damn kids&#8211;you could put your keyboard in your lap), and I played late into the night with my short stories, with my bulletin boards, and with simple games without 3D rendering.  I had most of college and all of my life ahead of me, and I was as optimistic as a college Objectivist could be.<\/p>\n<p>Crazy, the things you can find on the Internet.  I am of the first generation that can find its youth.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\" color=\"red\"><i>UPDATE:<\/i><\/font> <font size=\"1\"><i>Revised a sentence to make clear I looked for Brass Orchid elsewhere but TextFiles.com<\/font><\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the early 1991, I was a sophomore in college. 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