{"id":33104,"date":"2024-09-24T10:27:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-24T15:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=33104"},"modified":"2024-09-24T09:43:10","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T14:43:10","slug":"movie-report-larry-the-cable-guy-health-inspector-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/09\/24\/movie-report-larry-the-cable-guy-health-inspector-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie Report: <i>Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector<\/i> (2006)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/larrythecableguyhealthinspector.jpg\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Book cover\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"4\">Not to get all recycler tour on you, but apparently on September 24, 2009, I said on Facebook, &#8220;Brian J. Noggle fears that, if they discover that he laughs at Larry the Cable Guy movies, Marquette will take away his philosophy degree.&#8221;  Which is funny in itself: Looking at the list of his credits on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm1249256\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">IMDB<\/a>, I&#8217;m trying to think what Larry the Cable Guy film I saw fifteen years ago.  <em>Witless Protection<\/em>?  <em>Delta Farce<\/em>?  Or this very film?  So I laughed that long time ago, but I have forgotten what I was laughing at.  It must have been on the DVR in that period right after I moved, or I have lost it in the media library.  Or I was referring to a stand-up special instead of a movie.<\/p>\n<p>Alright, alright, alright, what do we have here?  Larry plays a loose cannon health inspector who knows all the restaurant owners in his city or territory, but his boss, played by Biff from the <em>Back to the Future<\/em> movies, wants him out.  So he, the boss, pairs Larry with a straight-arrow young woman played by Iris Bahr.  Together, they investigate a series of incidents at better restaurants where diners are getting sick&#8211;and Larry himself falls prey to an intestinal disorder while on a date with a pretty waitress played by Megyn Price.  Which seems to point to someone eliminating rivals from the city&#8217;s Top Chef competition.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I laughed out loud at anything here.  I mean, it&#8217;s got the standard potty humor and running gags, like Larry using inappropriate idioms with a colleague in a wheelchair or referring to his partner, who wears her hair in a tight bun and wears pants suits, as a boy.  The film is amusing in spots, especially if you&#8217;re a fan of the Blue Collar Comedy tours.  Which I&#8217;ve seen but before I was wasting your time with twee comments on every thing I watch.  It&#8217;s no comedy classic, though, so not to be remembered fondly or culturally.  If I remember it all in fifteen years.<\/p>\n<p>And, sadly, it hasn&#8217;t led to any Megyn Price versus Iris Bahr or Jane versus Butlin arguments on the Internet even though it was released at the height of the blogging world.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Megyn Price played Jane, the pretty waitress that Larry dates.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/megynprice.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/megynprice6.jpg\"><br \/>\n\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/megynprice3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/megynprice2.jpg\"><br \/>\n\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/megynprice5.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/megynprice4.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>She is very pretty in a very approachable way.  She&#8217;s had some success on television, including a long run in a program called <em>Rules of Engagement<\/em> which ran for five or six years not long after this film came out.  I&#8217;d previously seen her in <em>Mystery, Alaska<\/em> which I saw in the cinema in the double-before time (before September 11, before children), and I&#8217;ll see her in it again someday as it&#8217;s in the to-watch media cabinet (but not atop it, where the films tend to get first pick when I want to watch something).<\/p>\n<p>Iris Bahr, <em>Sgt.<\/em> Iris Bahr of the IDF plays the straight-arrow partner Amy Butlin:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/irisbahr.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/irisbahr2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/irisbahr3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/irisbahr6.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/irisbahr5.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/irisbahr4.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>She, too, has worked mostly on television and in video games, so I haven&#8217;t seen her in anything else.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing against Sgt. Bahr, but I&#8217;m on team Jane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not to get all recycler tour on you, but apparently on September 24, 2009, I said on Facebook, &#8220;Brian J. 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