{"id":33015,"date":"2024-08-27T10:11:31","date_gmt":"2024-08-27T15:11:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=33015"},"modified":"2024-08-27T10:11:31","modified_gmt":"2024-08-27T15:11:31","slug":"things-that-annoy-brian-j-number-%e2%88%9e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/08\/27\/things-that-annoy-brian-j-number-%e2%88%9e\/","title":{"rendered":"Things That Annoy Brian J., Number \u221e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The cardboard twelve-pack cartons that convince you they&#8217;re soda dispensers.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/bsgfx\/twelvepack.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re oriented so the cans are on their sides, which means that if you tear them to act as a dispenser by tearing the top of one end comes off with perforations, it leaves a half of the end glued to hold the cylinders in.  However, one often over-tears or loosens the glue holding the bottom part of the end, leading to unwanted dispensation.<\/p>\n<p>Also, they ensure that they consume the cubic volume of 12 cans in your refrigerator whether they contain 11 cans or only 1.<\/p>\n<p>My oldest has taken to bringing them home and opening them according to the instructions.  After which I empty them and stand the cans on their ends properly in the refrigerator to make room for delicious leftovers, and that lasts a couple of days until the next twelve packs arrive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cardboard twelve-pack cartons that convince you they&#8217;re soda dispensers. They&#8217;re oriented so the cans are on their sides, which means that if you tear them to act as a dispenser by tearing the top of one end comes off with perforations, it leaves a half of the end glued to hold the cylinders in. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33015"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33016,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33015\/revisions\/33016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}