{"id":32962,"date":"2024-08-01T14:16:58","date_gmt":"2024-08-01T19:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=32962"},"modified":"2024-08-01T13:19:42","modified_gmt":"2024-08-01T18:19:42","slug":"underwater-monster-or-voodoo-cult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/08\/01\/underwater-monster-or-voodoo-cult\/","title":{"rendered":"Underwater Monster Or Voodoo Cult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When making the film of the story <a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/08\/01\/us-news\/mangled-alligator-corpses-keep-popping-up-in-a-florida-canal-and-state-officials-have-no-idea-why\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Mangled alligator corpses keep popping up in a Florida canal \u2014 and state officials have no idea why<\/a>, you can use either one, or both, of the ideas from the title above.<\/p>\n<p>Me, I&#8217;m sticking with freshwater <a href=\"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2024\/07\/22\/surely-this-has-had-a-movie-treatment-already\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">cocaine sharks<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When making the film of the story Mangled alligator corpses keep popping up in a Florida canal \u2014 and state officials have no idea why, you can use either one, or both, of the ideas from the title above. Me, I&#8217;m sticking with freshwater cocaine sharks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32962"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32963,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32962\/revisions\/32963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}