{"id":3289,"date":"2006-08-22T02:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-22T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/?p=3289"},"modified":"2017-12-14T14:18:29","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T20:18:29","slug":"wherein-i-admit-that-my-offspring-is-a-genius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/22\/wherein-i-admit-that-my-offspring-is-a-genius\/","title":{"rendered":"Wherein I Admit That My Offspring Is A Genius"},"content":{"rendered":"

That is correct, my Post Fetal Creature (PFC) is a freakin’ genius<\/i>. He’s only six weeks old and he’s already talking. Well, he’s said his first word, anyway. That is correct, at only six weeks old, my heir said, quite clearly, “a.”<\/p>\n

What, you noun-and-verb fetishists, an indefinite article isn’t good enough for a first word? No, you<\/i> want “mommy” or “dada” or “absquatulate” before you’ll consider it a word.<\/p>\n

You’re just jealous of my child’s obvious gifts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That is correct, my Post Fetal Creature (PFC) is a freakin’ genius. He’s only six weeks old and he’s already talking. Well, he’s said his first word, anyway. That is correct, at only six weeks old, my heir said, quite clearly, “a.” What, you noun-and-verb fetishists, an indefinite article isn’t good enough for a first […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3334,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3334"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18588,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3289\/revisions\/18588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brianjnoggle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}